Why you won't find me on Facebook

Facebook controversies reach my news feed so often that this collection emerged. I tried to write an easy-to-share explanation of why someone won’t be able to reach me quickly if all their instant communication is captured by Meta platforms, but just the thought of having an account there is so absurd I never know where to start. Why dig through an ad-first feed to read my words when this website usually appears first when typing my name in world’s most popular search box.

Privacy 👀

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2019-11-21

Social 👥

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2014-11-14

Absurd 🤡

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2013-10-12

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